Beer Study

 Yesterday, scientists suggested that, considering the
 results  of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
 female hormones  in beer, men should reconsider their beer consumption.

 The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
 women. To  test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of beer
 each within a  one-hour period.

 It was then observed that 100% of the men gained
 weight, talked  excessively without making sense, became overly
 emotional, cou ldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing
 and refused  to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned....