10. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln

9.   Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking 7 deep breaths outside a restaurant.

8.   American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

7.   Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

6.   McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

5.   You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

4.   At communion you go back for seconds.

3.   Sally Struthers sends you food.

2.   You rob Peter--and then rob Paul.

1.   Your bologna has no first name.