2.
Gentle,
relaxed
lovemaking reduces your
chances o f suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat
produced
cleanses the pores
and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking
can
burn up those
calories you piled on during that romantic
dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest
sports
you can take up. It stretches
and tones
up just
about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming
20 laps, and you don't
need special sneakers!
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5. Sex
is
an instant cure for mild
depression.
It releases
endorphins into
the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have,
the more you will be
offered.
The
sexually active body gives off
greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex
crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest
tranquilizer in the world.
IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN
VALIUM.
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8. K
issing
each
day will keep the
dentist away.
Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers
the level of the acid that causes
decay,
preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex
actually
relieves headaches.
A lovemaking
session can release the tension
that rest! ricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can
unblock a stuffy nose.
Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat
asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good
luck in
sex. The original is in a room in the basement of
the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around
the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you.
The "Hot Sex Fairy"
will visit you within
four days of receiving this message, provided you,
in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again
for the rest of your life. You will eventually become
celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think
need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money,
as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave
your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and
see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it.
This is true, eve n if you are not superstitious.