I don't know why I waste my time taking these tests, but they're fun, so I figured "why not".   Of course, these are highly scientific and completely accurate tests.  Why not go and take your own and see how you do.

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What Kind of Monkey Are You?
Susie
is a
Fish-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 8.0


To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Susie, enter your name:



My Enneagram Test Results
                   
Conscious self
Overall self

My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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entrancing
You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Sun Goddess
Goddess of the Sun and there's no doubt that you
have a bright and cheery exterior!

What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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Legardored is your Vampire name. You are one hell of an insane Vampire. Anyone who
messes with you is out of their minds. To use your new Vampire name and become a Vampire,
go here: www.life-blood.cjb.net

What is your Vampire name?
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cuddle and a kiss
cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed

What Sign of Affection Are You?
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when harry met sally
Everyone remembers the 'faked-orgasm-in-a-deli'
sequence from your kind of movie When Harry Met
Sally. It seems that you're falling for a buddy
or have already fallen for them. Uh-oh. You're
probably caught between the possibility of
having a great relationship and wrecking the
one you have now. You know what they say, it's
better to regret something you did than
something you didn't do.

What Romance Movie Best Represents Your Love Life?
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twister
Your Twister. Your unpredictable and your something
that the whole family can play a million times
and never stop laughing and never get bored of.
To me, your probably the most fun game of all
time!

What board game are you? (interesting results)
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How Freaky are You?
How Freaky are You?




Yes...Congrats.... Gooo You.. You are a bitch.

Are you a bitch? Take a quiz to find out!
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Which Spongebob character are you?
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My Spark.com Unintelligence Test Results

The Test Results Are In!    

 "You're normal!" 

For the record, you are:

58% Un-telligent!

which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."  

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent
 

My Spark.com Dateable Test Results

Damn, J-Lo! You are...
71%  Datable

dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."