I WANT A MAN....

	WHO LOOKS LIKE  THIS......
	OR  THIS............
OR EVEN THIS......	OR THIS........
	BUT  I'D TAKE ONE........
WHO LOOKS LIKE THIS.......
OR   THIS........	OR EVEN THIS.......
IF HE WERE SWEET AND KIND... AND PUT THE SEAT DOWN...	IF HE WERE GENTLE AND CONSIDERATE...

AND COULD WASH A DISH......

IF HE WOULD BE  

SWEET,  FUN-LOVING, EASY GOING, DOWN-TO-EARTH,  PASSIONATE,

FAITHFUL ....
                                     TRUTHFUL.....RESPECTFUL....


                                                                    AND LOVED ME WITH HIS WHOLE HEART.....


BUT THE CHANCES OF FINDING A MAN LIKE THAT... ARE THE SAME AS FINDING......  

ONE OF THESE........... .